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« Reply #45 on Jul 24, 2007, 5:46pm » | |
I hate myself for the words which are bout to grace this page wioth their presence
But help me!
HELP!
I am being held captive by a giant panda and he thinks i facny him, he says i keep dropping hints... but i cannot help dropping hints. my hands are slippery.
It all started when i went to the supermarket when i was asking a lady whether i needed dog food. She was ignoring me and old ladies kept going over there to inform her of my persistant calls. Eventually there wer several old ladies orbiting her, they were going round and round and over the top.
Then, all of a sudden, she tried to make a run for it but on her way for the door, the old ladies got pulled by my pogo force toward me and they started orbiiting me. The door to the supermarket was only thin and i could not get out until the pensioner equinox where all the old ladies were ion perfect alignment.
This took several hours but eventally the time came and i was ready. Unfortunately i did not know of the deep magic set by Professor Alberwicky 100s of years previous to my birth. The maguic stated that. "IF EVER THERE IS A PENSIONER EQUINOX IN A SUPERMARKET AFTER DOG FOOD HAS BEEN PICKED UP, THE ONE WHO HELD THE DOG FOOD SHALL FALL INTO A DEEP 14 HOUR TRANCE IN WHICH THEY WILL BE OBLIVIOUS TO THE OUTER WORLD"
So i was in this trance and then it happened, the elves came with the peanut butter. They scooped the peanut butter out of the sparkling jar with a specaial knife designed to gt the butter out of the sides of the pot when there is arely any left and spread it acroos my hands. I, being in the magical trance, did not know anything of what they were doing.
When i awoke, I had been placed in a cell in front of the lady who had originally had the old ladies orbiting her. It turned out she was the daughter of the Giant Panda and she had brought me to him.
The Panda emerged and admitted that he had been looking for a boyfriend for many centuries but the right guy had eluded his enormous grasp, until now.
ANd he thinks he is in there because I keep dropping my hints because my hands are slippery from the magic peanut butter.
WHAT DO I DO???
*CHRIS: Like my re-inrtoduction of Pogo Man, I wanted to make iot good to make up for all the time i mised*
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« Reply #46 on Aug 15, 2007, 3:30pm » | |
(Awesome reintroduction Chris!)
Dear Pogo Man,
I have received word on your recent engagement. I'm sure you and Mr. Panda will be very happy, and have a beautiful litter of sasquatch cubs. I am truly honoured that you have requested my help in this wonderful event. I will begin with the wedding plans immeadiately. Tell me, will you be wearing white? Or have you two already......
Yours truly,
Evil Goddess Villain Dee
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« Reply #47 on Sept 1, 2007, 12:40pm » | |
Hey! wait a minute
I wasnt dropping these on purpose, the help i require is not with wedding arrangements and attire, I need to get out of this, the panda is not my type! and his ears are too small,
HELP HELP HELP!
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« Reply #48 on Sept 14, 2007, 1:41pm » | |
oops, my bad... (insert evil laugh here)
But if it is bigger ears you are looking for, my uncle Hoseff Hinkler might be a good match, though he looks a bit more like a gorilla than a panda. But really, pogoman, you should not be so picky!
Besides I'm afraid I cannot rescue you. With you trapped I am finally getting a well deserved vacation. My flying leprechauns are syphoning the beef stew out of your battle tanks, and I am resting peacefully on a beautiful beach in the middle of the Sahara desert.
Just accept your fate Pogoman. I will rule the world, and you will rule your panda cubs!
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« Reply #49 on Oct 13, 2007, 10:01am » | |
HAHAHA!
I have escaped from that dirty animal and am back at large. I cut both his noses of and left him at the bottom of ASDA with too many old people on the wall.
I am back and wish to express my views on the stick market... but cant be bothered.
How many times have i told you, i dont use battle tanks... they are made of animals and i dont like that!
I will come to ur vacation now and dip ketchup into the pool in small doses and lap milk to the tune of jingle bells! OR ELSE!
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