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« Thread Started on Aug 24, 2006, 10:52pm » | |
I don't normally post jokes, but this one makes me laugh every time I hear it.
George W. Bush Math
Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says, “Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq.”
The President says,”Oh, my God!” as he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George W. shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports.
Just then, Bush looks up and says, “How many is a brazilian??”
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« Reply #1 on Jan 17, 2007, 8:54pm » | |
....Wow....
A man goes to the doctor and starts complaining that he farts all the time. They don't smell, and they don't make any noise, but it's the fact that they happen all the time that bothers him. He said, "In fact, I've farted three times since I've been in here and you didn't even notice." Without a word, the doctor handed the man a bottle of pills. The man asked, "Will these help?" With a shrug, the doctor shooed the man out of his office. The man returned two days later with a new complaint, "Doc, I'm still farting, but now they smell." The doctor replied, "Now that we've got your sinuses cleaned out, let's work on your hearing."
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« Reply #2 on Jan 18, 2007, 1:18am » | |
Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper?
He accidentally sold his soul to Santa.
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But did you hear the one about the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac?
He'd lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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« Reply #3 on Jan 19, 2007, 2:32pm » | |
Haha, that's pretty good.
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« Reply #4 on Apr 30, 2007, 4:01pm » | |
How many mice duz it take to screw in a light bulb???
Who cares, question is. How did they get in there in da first place!
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« Reply #5 on May 1, 2007, 6:55pm » | |
Haha, wow. That wins. *claps*
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« Reply #6 on Oct 14, 2007, 8:26am » | |
Heard that at recording of the raio show "Just a minute" Paul Merton is a flonking legend! lol
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