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This is a story i wrote with a friend bob squish, we did it over email, he wrote a bit, then i wrote a bit.
It is not finished and i am not sure we will ever finish it.
It is set on september the 11th of tuesday 1954
Once upon a time there woz a table lamp called Jim, he went 2 the zoo with a dynamite sausage in a handbag labelled fred, as he was lookin at the lions, a ... huge monkey called kabong (not to be mistaken 4 kong) jumped up and ate the sausage and a huge fried peacock in front of his nose. Jim was flabbergastedededed so he went on holiday to Sweden leaving his onion flavoured tv in a bowl of chiken. He had just stepped off the pancake when. he remembered that his onion flavoured tv was on rent from a german camel so he had to leave sweden after just seventeen seconds and take the next express turtle to Mexico to where the camels headquarters were, he walked past a sign sanged piggypolinghob. which was mexican for, "i need a sponge bath made of fried lemons" and walked inside, as he got through the door...a small cigar shaped as a pig flew past him and ate his prize camel. He jumped up and just managed to cach the huge orange cow whilst eating an asian jellyfish and was vamooshed into a whales eyeball and.just escaped landing on an oversized waterlemon, he bravely decided to carry on ionto the dank depths of the chessey camels headquarters and as he wealked he danced a loud elephent dance to the tune of jingle bells bob squish smells and ate an apple at the same time, he opened an old rusty door in the shape of a dancing carrot with a pineapple on its head. He was amazed at what he saw, it was... a small silver lemming hanging off the end of a small mamoth tusk in a bottle of eggs, he quickly jumped into the bowl of custerd with sprinkles and a little bit of grated chocolate when a huge pigeon came to deliver the post, he was just about to open the pink fluffy diamond encrusted 3 foot high shoee like envelope when...the camel came out. He looked at Jim, hje was wearing a silver paper bag with a dancing chicken nugget on its bum looking like it had just come out of the green toilet next to a homophobic club of beans. The camel opened his mouth as if to say something but instead he just nodded and beckoned him in to his gree labrodor shaped room with a happy monkey singing vindaloo in a high pitched whistle, the camel than asked him " i suppose you are here to return the onion flavoured tv that i rented you. Well it is two weeks overdue, brbibblechaggachangiiiii."
"What?" asked Jim.
" Sorry, I had a gerbil stuck...down the back of my cow what i meant to say was that a blu rounded kipper is coming to enter the tree eating contest in pink underpants...
"Pink underpants? Why, is he called blobby cause if he is I think i have met him at a sloppy nugget land disco with two fluffy green rabbits stuck on the back of his nose grinding egg flavoured toffee."
They continued into a ruldolf shaped pie and sta down to discuss...the new game flowing around which consists the playe shoving his head through a pear shaped carrot whilst eating the orange cardboard cutout of a pigeon who had randomly flown in to perform his firefightng skills whilst waching a cow eat his 3 feet backwards and singing god save the queen backwards. who told you to say anything demanded the pink fluffy onion?...
"It was the irish, they told me about it whilst doing a Japanese jig with a waldorf salad on his head next to a frying pan with two prongs on its giant bottom whose nose was the size of two timbuctoos joined together by radioactive glue."
"I see, was there… a big orange underwear sale up your nasal cavity on a police escort? Said the big blue sofa. Cow crabs are renound for their big noses and capabilitie to eat jelly said the… gigantic yellow anteater who had walked in on them whilst hoppin the irish national anthem with a tuba and a grand canyon up his left nose.
“Go away” said jim to the anteater.
“Back to the matter of the tv now.” Said the camel…
Hope you enjoyed!
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he hem...
*yodels, dies, then closes curtains*
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